Okay gonna keep this short and sweet cause I’m sure everyone and there mother is talking about this, probably far more than it deserves!!! All I do what to say is WTF does Kris’ Surgery have to do with a WEDDING SPECIAL!!! If I wanna see that alien mess I will do to extreme makeover or something but do not cut from photo shoot to them CUTTING HER FACE OFF!!! It was like the crowning moment in Knocked Up, you weren’t ready for it and it came out of left field and just when you think your eyes have stopped burning they hit you again!!! (and in this case, again, and again and again to the point that I am still a little scarred)  Surprising saving grace of the episode?!? Wait for it… cause I never thought I would say it… but Scott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  He was funny as shit and down to earth… I think he finally loosened the ASscott around his neck!! 

Also I am with Kris Humphries, you have been planning this since you were a child and were ready to stick any guy in there!!  I mean it is call Kim’s Fantasy Land or whatever: A Kardashian Event… Kris’ name is not in the title, I mean you already dumped on him and refused his last name after you were the one who brought it up and said you’d take it and then you kick him while he’s down and don’t even let him on the special title?!? That’s supposed to be your boo!!! Do better.

Also really Kim?!?! You registered for gifts?!? and not just any gift but Hermes and stuff?!?! A little appalled… I’m just being honest… we’re in a recession.

And with that I am done… might be back with more later but don’t wanna really talk about them ever again… think my love affair with Kardashians has come to a crash and burn end (but i still love Khloe and Lamar Odom!!!! That will never go away!!)