So I was having a conversation with some coworkers about ghetto names and I just had to share some of these… Why would you do this to a child?!? You are setting them up to go through life with a chip on their shoulder!!
In no particular order:
La-a – Ladasha
Shithead – Pronouced Shi-Theed but we all know what it really says…
Alec Boody – Sounds like I lick booty
Alexis De Carr – Need I say more?
ABCDE – Pronounced like Obesity
Orangejello – Blend it together like Orangello
Deny – this one is just sad, an old coworker of my mother’s back in the day declared that her daughter was gonna name her unborn child Deny because the father said it wasn’t his baby…
That’s what I have so far but please feel free to submit some more for the list!!