Ridiculous Names – Part 1

So I was having a conversation with some coworkers about ghetto names and I just had to share some of these… Why would you do this to a child?!? You are setting them up to go through life with a chip on their shoulder!!

In no particular order:

La-a – Ladasha

Shithead – Pronouced Shi-Theed but we all know what it really says…

Alec Boody – Sounds like I lick booty

Alexis De Carr – Need I say more?

ABCDE – Pronounced like Obesity

Orangejello – Blend it together like Orangello

Karema Wheat

Deny – this one is just sad, an old coworker of my mother’s back in the day declared that her daughter was gonna name her unborn child Deny because the father said it wasn’t his baby…

That’s what I have so far but please feel free to submit some more for the list!!

About Morgan of DCFunemployment

Welcome to DCFunemployment. My name is Morgan and I am a native Washingtonian. In this post Paris Hilton era, socialite has became a bit of a dirty word. However by definition, a socialite is a person who is well known in fashionable society and is fond of social activities and entertainment. Like it or not, that's me so these are the diaries of a reluctant socialite. Follow me here or on social media to see some of the best that DC has to offer.
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